Janet Howell sticks it up them.
Sometimes The Onion writes itself, so kudos to Janet Howell for her awesomely stupid/clever stapling onto a “look at the ultrasound of the baby before you terminate it” bill demanding that men who want viagra need a basic health check including a digital rectal exam.
Digital you say? That’s not a camera. And even if it was, that would be one photo you didn’t want on Photostream. Try explaining why that just popped up while your AppleTV was playing some bland middle-of-the-road country.
On second thoughts…
